成人笑话|My bike!

A missionary^{1 who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.}

He realizes that the one thing he never taught the natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief and starts walking in the forest.

He points to a tree and says to the chief, This is a tree.

The chief looks at the tree and grunts^{2, Tree.}

The missionary is pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and the padre points to a rock and says, This is a rock.

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, Rock.

The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling^{3 in the bushes.}

As he peeks^{4 over the TOP, he sees a couple in the midst of heavy romantic activity.}

The padre is really flustered^{5 and quickly responds, Riding a bike.}

The chief looks at the couple briefly^{6, pulls out his blow gun and kills them.}

The padre goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized^{7 and kind to each other, so how could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?}

The chief replied, My bike.